Like We Used To by A Rocket to the Moon

I'm suffering from the so-
called "LSS SYNDROME" with
this song from Rocket to the
Moon. Find out how emotional
the lyrics is.

I could feel her breath as she's
sleeping next to me
Sharing pillows and cold feet
She can feel my heart; fell
asleep to
its beat
Under blankets and warm
sheets
If only I could be in that bed
again
If only it were me instead of
him

Does he watch your favorite
movies?
Does he hold you when you
cry?
Does he let you tell him all
your
favorite parts?
When you've seen it a million
times
Does he sing to all your music?
While you dance to purple rain
Does he do all these things?
Like I used to?

14 months and 7 days ago,
Oh I know you know how we
felt
about that night
Just your skin against the
window
Oh we took it slow and we
both
know
It shoulda been me inside that
car
It should have been me instead
of
him in the dark

Does he watch your favorite
movies?
Does he hold you when you
cry?
Does he let you tell him all
your
favorite parts?
When you've seen it a million
times
Does he sing to all your music?
While you dance to purple rain
Does he do all these things?
Like I used to?

I know that love happens all
the
time, love
(I'm a sucker for that feeling)
You're on my mind, love
(I always end up feeling
cheated)
And that happens all the time,
love
(Oh darling, I know I'm not
needed)
Will he love you like I loved
you?
Will he tell you everyday?
Will he make you feel like your
invincible
With every word he'll say
Can you promise me that this
was
right?
Don't throw it all away
Can you do all these things?
Will you do all these things?
Like we used to

Oh like we used to

Best Joke in Britain

I was browsing the web last night and I found this joke that made me smile...


Best Joke in Britain


A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )


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